Carbondale’s Cowboy Corral recently transferred the coveted “Best Decorated Table” trophy which they won at the Our Town One Table event last August to Donald Trump in exchange for backing down on invading Greenland. A few members were opposed, citing Trump’s unwillingness to share. The trophy, dated 2015, is supposed to change hands each year. Photo(shop) courtesy of the Cowboy Corral

Cookie Sheet
By Deborah Holt Williams
Glenwood Springs

The day was cold,
I thought I’d bake.
Not a pie, not a cake,
just a little something sweet.
Cookies! I pulled out the sheet.
The oven was warm, the dough was cold.
I realized my sheet’s more than fifty years old!
A wedding gift,
back in ‘73.
Well sheet, you’re antique…
but much younger than me