Jeannie Perry

I subscribe to The Borowitz Report because the only way I can absorb the news these days is through satire. And now it arrives with a disclaimer: Not the news. This is the world we live in. A world “where ‘stop shooting our kids’ is seen as a liberal talking point by the pro-life crowd.” […]

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” -Mark Twain I’ve been watching the Olympics like a middle-aged woman: every night, on the couch, arguing with my husband about the etiquette of curling. I love seeing athletes from all over the world coming together to compete with such […]

Have you seen That Poppy yet? No? Please google “That Poppy Am I Ok?” and then come back. I’ll wait… I know— Right?! If that doesn’t make you feel old and out of touch with the world today, I don’t know what will. She’s like a modern day Pippi Longstocking; you know, if Pippi was […]